Nancy's cottage cheese with canned whipped cream (Redi-Whip). Don't judge me. It tastes like cheesecake and it's soothing beyond belief. Added bonus is I get to huff the extra nitrous oxide when the whipped cream is all gone. What? Everybody doesn't do that?

Damn. Should have read further. Nicely done kpinoche.

(Slams crow) Caaaaw!