You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

To be fair, we also all wish Michelle was our mom, too.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

i’m bad at the maths, what’s 1/3 of 77 cents on the dollar, exactly?

“.. unless Trump offers me 1/3rd of what I’m owed”

“....unless the check bounces.”

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

As punishment I will eat one cup of plain Chobani (AKA, sour cream).

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I hope it was mailed to the NYT by a female employee of Trump, “hot” enough to have been disgustingly rubbed up on by the Donald, and crafty enough to take her revenge this way.

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

my worst Miss U.

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

I love* how Hillary being cheated on is a mark against her.

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

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