Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

How’s the house looking?

The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas, the league has to comp them a win or two or they won’t stick around to feed the house.

Whattya gonna do? Waste your vote on a Mac? 

Stadiums are often a horrible investment as they are used only a handful of weeks during a year.

I hear Vlad Jr. swings in the dirt even more than his Dad, but less than Nick Foles.

What can Browns do for Hue?

You’re friends with Bill too?

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

He did say it was better than his wedding night.

I don’t get it, did someone photoshop Vince McMahon’s head onto the CNN logo?

Everyone go back and read the headline to the tune of the Spongebob theme song.

Sacagawea, an ancient indian woman, hated Taylor Swift... It is kind of like an ‘Eff You’ in the form of a coin.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know how much brain trauma is inflicted, long term, on professional wrestlers? I realize that most of the ‘punches’ and moves are choreographed, etc., but it just seems that all the strategic falls and slams might still be dangerous from a CTE risk standpoint?

Poor Browns, even their QB trades fall incomplete.

I thank you for your support, Doctor.

Reminds me about when I had sex for the first time. I was super stoked and told everyone about it. Turns out my brother had lied to me and sticking my dick in the sink drain isn’t what most people would call “sex”.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.