At Wrigley we would have put the bat in the beer and then chugged the beer down.

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That wad of plastic reminds me how shit modern automotive design has gotten

Follow-up: Can you also please give better background on the players you’re naming? “Chris Paul ran out of gas”, “James Harden on the bench”. Who the fuck are these people? What is their motivation???

If you're not watching the playoffs, why would you care who's leading the series?

If I wanted to run for my life while having things thrown at me, I’d sit in the visitors section at WVU again.

Holy shit! That fucker can jump?

Redundant as it may be I’m glad to see it. Coal rollers are the scum of the earth. I saw my first one in person yesterday. It took me a minute to process what I was seeing. As soon as I figured it out my only wish was that my hands were bigger so I could flip him off more vigorously.

At least the weather is nicer.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

It could be worse.

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All of London sighs plaintively.

If you can take $100 off that bill, I’ll call it affordable.

While we’re bitching about BMW’s nomenclature, can we talk about how silly the “i” is when nobody, least of all BMW, makes carbureted vehicles anymore?

You’re definitely right, however the Cavs missed the whole accident vs intentionally spiking your g/f .

Except...he literally throws her. He doesn’t drop her, he throws her. That’s the issue. In the commercial it’s parodying, the guy simply can’t catch his wife, but there is no intent to harm her. Here there is. Not very difficult to see.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

A fully-autonomous truck would be the perfect solution to a shortage of drivers, as it would eliminate the need for them altogether.