I had a neighbor that collected these - would take up three parking spots in front of his apartment with them lined up. I don’t understand most people.

I once ate a whole watermelon at a summer camp I worked for in high school. It was a boredom thing, mostly. I think I was also trying to impress a female counselor (who wasn’t present, but I hoped would hear about the event), which gave me the required motivation to work through that fucking rind. The rind tastes bad,…

Found a couple good ones with elephants:

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

Brutal

This is interesting news. And like every other piece of interesting news the day before the draft, is probably complete and utter bullshit spewed by the teams sitting 20+ that want him to fall

They all have 16 valves. The 6 cylinder one has 16 valves (and also 8 more valves).

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

16 Working Valves

Write. Redskins number won dumb fans irregardless that sum of best school systems is in DC area (Montgumery County, Arlington, etc.). Yet Detroit, witch has no money, is more good? Oakland has black whole and they are smarter? Bengals fans eat poo chili and make less mistakes online? Know, I don’t think so. List is…

Saints Fan: [reads article online]

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Nah, its more because we’ve spent too many years typing “God this team sucks” over and over and over and over again. We’ve gotten REALLY good at it.

Those 5.6 errors per 100 words from the Jets fans largely come from referring to the organization as a professional football team.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

It looks like a 2-lane road on google maps. My guess would be that the drivers are instructed to stay completely in the traffic lane to make sure traffic stops. Looks like this asshole went by on the shoulder.

Umm.... Big yellow bus, stopped with blinking red lights. This is like “In the interest of being fair and balanced, let’s now hear from the Klan’s POV.”

Well it’s illegal to pass a school bus that’s stopped regardless of what side you pass on, so...

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

Making one into a baja racer sounds like the coolest thing ever.