Which part of "with similar credit histories" was confusing?

This guy. Man, just...oh, man... this guy.

Depends what you want to use it for.

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Don't feed wild animals.

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

I guess they don't build them like they used to

There is no such thing as too much sidewall you fool

Good. I'm glad they're taking this shit seriously. It's a city, not a fucking farm. Find a way to use public transportation.

I expected a scalping joke after the first sentence and was surprised at the twist, kind of like when your arm gets twisted and leaves a kind of burn.

I have reservations about laughing at this.

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

Other shit heads.

With the loopy, even circuitous script, I'm wondering if it'll be an all-electric iteration of the Agera? Plus "Reg" could be short for "regenerate", e.g. Electricity.

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.