The Volkswagen Auto Group is, hands down, the coolest and most innovative car company in the world. Nobody even comes close.

"What if we made a car that's really, really good?" - VW bosses before making this XL1 with a Ducati engine.

You clearly haven't read the book.

i think having to connect to a laptop via cable is probably the most hilarious part of this.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

That was astonishing. It kind of made me believe in magic for a moment.

Checks are useless in camp. It usually takes the Dolphins about 3 games to officially shit the bed.

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

Yeah! Those old dudes always did things better and tougher and stuff, etc etc

He was misquoted, he was actually referring to oil in the Middle East

My 6 year old son just asked me if that was his first time tackling someone.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

I need an adult!

She's just concerned for his health is all.

I wouldn't say he's elite. It says right there that he's a POS.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I'm just gonna be that guy.