Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.

As a Viking fan, I'm fine with this. Having Josh Freeman and Christian Ponder (and Joe Webb, even) out of the conversation was good enough news, but Matt Cassel has proved himself fairly competent since putting on a purple uniform (yes, the bar for competent was low, but still). I've liked what Teddy Bridgewater has…

and a hell of a lot more entertaining when Leif Eriksson played.

Try France, or Switzerland or Italy, all civilised countries, none of which have or want Mustangs.

I don't believe you.

Mustang. Everyone knows what a Mustang is.

Edie frickin Brickell with the intro.

That was 10 years ago.

ESPNU must be really scratching the bottom of the barrel if they're airing JaMarcus Russell's high school games.

That. Is. Awful.

Buy a house and 3/4 acre of land in Shitsylvania, or are you going to do the smart thing and buy a 650 HP 2015 Corvette Z06 for $78,995?

But now Autocar took the Huracán for a spin on UK roads, and it still understeers. A lot. Plus, no matter how many buttons you push, the ESP stays on in the background. That sucks.

Try closing one eye and covering the other. Better, right?

For just a second I thought maybe your friends would also think that the Browns stood for brown-skinned people. Because it kinda sounds like it's the Cleveland Brownskins vs the Washington Redskins.

How noble of you. I'm totally blown away by your capacity for critical thinking.

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

Why didn't you capitalize the W and A? Show some respect, jeez.