If you're not boating while drunk, are you really boating at all?

I'm a bit confused...at first you say:

It might be cheesy but I love it too!

I will never understand people who can tell me the exact year and place of origin by looking at a Beetle for two seconds.

Not a Beetle geek. Never even owned a single VW (when it comes to German, I want BMW), but I enjoyed reading this anyway.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

I'm sure it's lovely.

As someone who has driven a few modified (and stupidly modfied) cars, I can completely understand why the 1 series guy was going slow.

Driver mod.

no one is ever Ghana trust them again.

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation.

now I feel less bad about the USA conspiring with Germany to get us both through to the next round.

YOU KNOW WHAT FORD STANDS FOR?!?!?!

Fixed it for you:

WTF are you ranting about? You're not making any sense.

Today, I attended a meeting with two purposes:

Getting upset about it means great internet footage for you!

Cue the "THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, THANKS PC NAZIS" crowd.