You're baiting us...I'm literally twitching right now.

COME AT ME FLOWTIE DO YOU EVEN LAMINAR FLOW

If the headlights are the intake, the hood scoop acts as the high beams?

Enhance... enhance...

Don't expect to see a Jezebel post for the next 90 minutes.

I get that there's always going to be suspicion, after this guy's coming off a great year for him and the franchise. But at the same time, you can't be caught with illegal drugs and expect to face absolutely zero consequences from the League.

Here's the worst part:

Look at the Color of the Car. Look at Alabama's school colors. ENOUGH SAID.

Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

Ok, I guess I'll be the one to ask. Who is Lil B and what is a Based God?

Totally disagree on the Volt, that thing is fantastic.

I mean come on.

Sad Pontiac is sad

Ya, but then there's that.

I would go so far as to say that the Roadster is the only reason why anyone currently gives a shit about his company.

Of course not. I was taught how to use piles of guns and a very young age in order to fend off molesters.

The constitution says we have a right to assemble guns however we want, so I really don't see how a "pile of guns" is relevant to this story.

The one time you don't make a gif. THE ONE TIME

They are making an M-Power, Carbon Fiber Supra.

Correction: Nobody was feeling George Michael's vibes more than this guy...