Quite nice.

More cash flow than I have, but still close enough to NP.

I didn't say he was a hippie, I said the area has many 1960's (guess you glossed over that, too) hippie rejects...who can reproduce.

Yeah, the complete lack of ability to use a 4-way stop...AND STOPPING ON GREEN WHEN MAKING A RIGHT TURN TO LET SOMEONE TURN LEFT IN FRONT OF YOU...are two of the horribly stupid things I encountered there, daily.

I lived in the Portland-area for a few years in the early part of the decade... This is not surprising, honestly.

Yeah, "Crewman".

Actually, I found past a certain point of decrepitude, even a vehicle left runnning, key in the ignition, all windows open (though the driver's window was MIA for months, so it didn't matter), NOBODY will steal it.

I can say, the air springs on my wife and I's 1999 Freightliner-chassied motorhome have provided absolutely no problems in 13 years of cross-country travel. This includes a few hundred miles of dirt/gravel/anything but smooth roads in the Yukon territory, Alaska, and Idaho. That last one turned into two-track past…

3rd gear.

You'd be surprised at how many hacked together oil pans there are like this one.

I've done it with a Bonneville, and a Coupe deVille.

Right on.

I never, ever, plan to own a pickup, again.

Close enough to NP to not warrant CP.

No.

To be fair, this is $1.7 billion Kalifornia dollars, so about tree-fitty.

I can see this going wrong.

This.

Sure.