I live in the suburbs of Nashville in Williamson County, TN — I was at a shopping center near me this weekend, and saw a big overflow lot (the parking lot of what was once a Toys R Us) being used by the Tesla location in Franklin. There are literally hundreds of Teslas sitting there, and I’d estimate at least two…

It didn’t stop because the deer resembles a donkey. It would have stopped for an elephant

I bought my E31 850 with 187K miles on it. Drove it for 20K miles. Did not impact its resale one bit. 

My guy, your “image” is broke. Swap the SF90 for a bus pass. 

I know how this all went down:

Running while removed from vehicle.

...also there is a Jeremy Renner joke in there somewhere...

Nothing but confidence from those rusty control rods, also there is a Jeremy Renner joke in there somewhere, I just can’t come up with it.

Q. What did the bride and groom say just before their nautical-themed wedding?

OK, hold on a sec... *cracks knuckles* for street vehicles, the following mods should result in an immediate impounding and crushing of your vehicle:

Lift kits. Body lift kits. Chrome bumpers. Tubular bumpers. Truck nuts. Bull bars. Winches. Tow hooks. Chrome tips. Light bars. Roll Bars. Double/triple roll bars.…

If you’ve got a problem with this, take it up with the Department of Redundancy Department. 

From the first paragraph:”It’s officially over. RIP in peace, Infiniti Q50.” So ... Rest In Peace peace?

We’re all dumb. That’s why we need Elon to guide us.

Literally this. Shove the thing off the dock with a broomstick.

One of the astronauts should do a spacewalk and kick that shitcan to the curb.

You have to agree, though, that the Ukrainians have been extremely ingenious in their approach to warfare - ya gotta work with what ya got.

Cite your quotes!

I thought half the point of doing business in Texas was the ability to pollute the fuck out of whatever you want. 

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE COFFEE IN YOUR BEETLE SO I PUT BEETLES IN YOUR COFFEE!

This guy would have just sent it: