The Mirage is sneaky fast. Last time I thought I saw one, it was gone before I got there.

if you grew up where I did, you would know it can’t be higher than 100% like when I was a kid.

“slightly lower chance of someone beating you up for your lunch money.”

those women flew the planes just as well as anyone else

That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.

Boy, what a fitting username.

They had to remove the gutters because Tesla employees’ morale kept falling into them.

Look, I have a very big airplane and the runways at these airports are so small. Why are they so small? My plane is very big and important. They shouldn’t allow small planes to be illegally parked on the side. They should ban these tiny planes, see how small they are? My pilot was perfectly following the law and this…

While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet.

Erwin is the reason why I wanted to do a Cannonball and I currently hold the Motorcycle Cannonball Record set at 32 hours and 32 minutes. Safety was my number 1 priority when I made my run. It is the same for the rest of us who still try to conquer the great run. Yes, things are easier than they were almost 100 years…

Erwin is the reason why I wanted to do a Cannonball and I currently hold the Motorcycle Cannonball Record set at 32 hours and 32 minutes. Safety was my number 1 priority when I made my run. It is the same for the rest of us who still try to conquer the great run. Yes, things are easier than they were almost 100 years…

Time to update the motto:

Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t drive his Enzo because he wore out both tires in the back? In other words, his car was two tired.

In this video, Sandy Munro, an openly huge supporter, passive friend, and investor in Musk’s ventures (we’ll get into that later), tries to make the argument that firing a 500+ person team due to a management disagreement on the crown jewel of Tesla that is its charging services division, makes sense and that not only…

You could say they made a titanic mistake. 

Kinda Karen and boomer sounding view here but everyone needs to just slow the fuck down and have at least a morsel of common fucking sense. If you need to be somewhere at a certain time just plan ahead. Racing and weaving through cars doesn’t save enough time to be worth the risk. Riding my ass when im matching…

F150 with the uber rare 1-on-the-tree transmission

“...we will build electric cars that will make everyone shocked.”

I mean sometimes, dicks just happen!

So, like $30,000?