That would be a fish fry.

Yeah but that bank is going to REEK for a while.

The remaining 25,000 chinook salmon smolts were found dead, either stranded on the river bank or inside the stricken tanker...

This guy sounds like he would do the bear minimum

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

Agreed. I love to BBQ after masturbating without lube. 

Where the hell is my 10mm socket?

lincoln dealers: “non alright, not alright, not alright”

Elon is probably ideologically opposed to making it easy for trapped women to run away.

Get a grip. BMW turn signal engineers manage to keep it together. Be more like them. 

Well, he can do what he wants, but that doesn’t mean Tesla can’t do what they want either.

“...which is more than seven times less than its debut price of $78 in November 2021"

Did someone piss in your cheerios again?

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

that gonna hurt later...And this is why I’m not allowed on the internet =)

“Valentine is now facing four criminal charges – including burglary and receiving stolen property, according to the New York Post. He remains at Waukesha Country Jail on $50,000 bond. So far, Valentine is the only suspect who has been caught. The eight others remain on the loose.”

Looks like you’ve pun-ctured my joke XD

They only re-tire if they’ve had a Goodyear. All those Continental flights, all Coop(er)ed up in the wheel well..... 

I’d like to know where the hatred stems from.

need to curb the use of puns, its tire-ing.