I didn’t realise to Renner ones self was part of the common parlance already. Here for it.

Don’t Renner yourself out there.

Must have been an underinflated tire.

Bro the Ford Sierra decapitating the dummy with the steering wheel

Be careful there, Ferris!

no matter how hard he hunts, he couldnt find the tomato. but once nasa shipped his heinz home, they found it. too bad they accused him so loudly, because his reputation will never ketchup.

Way better than Shitspitter tho

I, for example, gladly have zero offspring. If high numbers of offspring indicate success, then I’m happily failing. Elon, on the other hand, may have more kids (or clones) than anyone knows. A person with no sense of responsibility or “compunction” tends to create more things than one can sustain. We need to measure…

Two Cahs Had A Whicked Crash At The Old Bahsten Mahket

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They had to tow it because retail shoppers kept digging around in it for beige trousers and boxy shirts. (You know, because of the Gaps between the panels.)

2022 Bentley Flying Spur

they said if your vehicle isn’t riding level, they will issue you a suspension... :)

Can confirm.

‘Dropped’ works since orbit is a perpetual fall where you continually miss the earth.

I can see the ad now.

This is dumb, and semantics; but they didn’t technically drop it, right? Unintentionally released in to a (presumably) unstable orbit?

Has he tried not being a cunt?

Like everything else, launching boats takes practice. I think the biggest thing that causes these accidents is nerves causing people to forget the basics. I have a pretty solid checklist that I run through each time and it keeps me out of trouble. I also refuse to rush, no matter how busy the launch is. Rushing leads…

Fellow Boomer here. We can be serene in our stereotypes because we don’t have to struggle anymore (or have given up). Whenever I hear younger generations complaining about how awful we are, I want to point out what a jump we are from the Greatest Generation. We haven’t been the saviors that we thought we would be, but…