Ironically the sort of people who flock to Teslas ARE boobs.

I have a hard time understanding how early adopters calculated this out.

1) Keep that 95 Integra running tip top! Its an awesome car!

My favorite silly mod is the teeth I put on my Miata. Kids love it!

They are complaining about commercials during the qualifying breaks only. AKA the part of the weekend where literally nothing is happening. There isn’t any commercials during the race broadcast. If they’re mad about that then they should watch an American sports broadcast to see what pain really is.

An unwiped ass is a social distancing tool.

Jebus, all I can see is the size of that air filter!

*Me, shrieking and screaming at my keyboard because I can’t break my NDA*

At first I thought “wait a minute, Chrysler had quality control?”. Then I continued reading the article. Way to go Torch, you got me on April 2nd.

The dealership service department, on the other hand:

Articles like this one usually inspire a series of bad puns.  I’m not about to buck that trend.

I’m blocked

Just shoot the futures grandmothers a text message. Unceremoniously.

IDK...looks like he's riding a Diablo to me,

After hours of searching for a Kia Stinger with an open window, the swarm had to settle for a clapped out Buick. This is another level of animal cruelty.  Forget the fire department, someone call PETA!

The real prank would be to clean up the already existing puddle under their British car.

This autumn, I was driving  to visit a friend, who asked me to pick up his curbside shopping order from Lowe’s on my way. I reminded him “Ok, but hey, I’m in the Miata.” “No problem” he assured me. “Just a couple of small things.” When the employee came out of the store with his purchase, she was carrying two standard…

Call up any parts store and ask them for a water pump gasket for a 97 Toyota Tacoma and tell them you’ve gotten the wrong gasket before so they need to describe the shape to you over the phone.

I fell for the greatest prank of the century... Elio Motors...

Military again, the ol’ metric screwdriver. Roll of flightline. Getting your steel toes inspected for cracks at the non-destructive inspection (NDI) lab. Having a pilot press the brakes on the jet so you can check their brake lights. Telling the new kid to go check the keys for the jet outta support before he went to…