“This alien fucks” - new popular phrase.

People have engines swapped all the time by “engine swap stations”. We just call them mechanics repair shops.

That’s why he purchased Italian firecrackers. Italian “firecrackers” > French security devices.

You’re right, they cannot put the electronics on the floor, because the floor will rust away and everything will fall off :) Except G8, because that’s a nice car.

A lot of car companies put all kinds of control modules on the floor. That’s a “free” space, out of sight but also easily accessible. Look under the front seats, under the front carpets, on the trunk floor. So yeah, when you leave your windows open and it rains it possible to total your car.

It’s just Rong and not funny at all...

Did you purchase a new starter or a rebuilt one? My wife’s Mazda’s rebuilt starter (Advance Auto Parts) lasted a month and then seized up. Of course, it didn’t seize up in my driveway, where I have all the tools and cars to pick up another one. It had to seize up in a parking lot of a shopping mall 15 min before I had…

Good luck trying to get all of the dash lights turn off:

If $15 per box is the price to pay for legal work, with taxes paid and etc. than sure, why not.

So the only valuable thing lost was the Mercedes.

It wasn’t. It is now.

Which one? Hotel or Landscaping? I don’t want any mix up anymore...

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

Yep, this one should work:

but the cacophony of the small gasoline engine is not something I’m going to miss

I’d like to believe that people wealthy enough to afford a vehicle like this wouldn’t be caught dead with the high dolor version of a REALLY tacky gift...but I know better.

had to...

No, you will die couple weeks later from some infection, disease, bugs etc. 

Any 2 door car I have to ride in the back seat. As a kid it was fine, not anymore....

I still do not understand why such a big “advertised” job losses for the EVs. The body and chassis of ICE car and EV is basically the same, so you need the same amount of people to manufacture and assemble it. Interior is also basically the same, the same seats, panels, carpets etc. The only difference is drivetrain.…