Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

This year I’m going to Pennsylvania with my mother in law on mothers day.

Looking ahead to the summer, Kevin, do you have any plans?

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

I could, but only out of jealousy if he paid less than me. Because fuck ME and my dumbass failure to understand the market. He won.

You've obviously been to many Mariners games.

I could not give two fucks less what the person sitting next to me paid for a ticket to a sporting event, much less a Baseball game.

I’ll actually defend them here, because when you let the plebes sit in the premium seats, you get antics from assholes like these:

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

Rio Olympics motto:

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I tried to write something witty, but someone wrote something witty faster than me that was really similar to my comment. Now, all I have is this crappy edit which is probably still an improvement over what I usually write.

Just let him know that it’s going tibia okay.

To be fair, an aircraft carrier is basically a small island that can move. It’s an amazing feat of engineering and infrastructure. Trump’s wall would not be.

It’s fun looking at that image to find all the things that are wrong in it. It’s like one of those “find the 6 differences” things.