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McJohn Cornwalis
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Quiche. Super easy but people are always like “Oooh a quiche”

Hint: It’s all of them.

What’s the worst theme for a party? I’ve got a 1920s thing to go to this weekend.

How much did you get for your soul? Also, how’s Reuben?

New York becomes the sixth state—and by far the most important one—to ban FanDuel and DraftKings.

Jesus, that song had lyrics?! And they somehow make it worse?!

Honey Mustard is the best and only nugget option. All other sauces are inferior.

Either that or the typo-ridden title of a cetacean fetishist’s memoir.

the eventual Super Bowl winners

The key issue these articles always miss is that exposure is not equal. Okay, processed meats cause cancer, but so do booze, sunlight, painting, and asbestos - guess which one I’m worried about? Effect size and lifestyle are very important factors that frequently get missed.

The organising committee then paid back the money to Louis-Dreyfus through a FIFA account in 2005, Niersbach said.

I went to a chocolate tasting convention and found a gin which blew my mind - Raff is the distillery (http://www.raffdistillerie.com/gin.html). The gin is called Bummers & Lazarus, named for two SF rat-catching dogs. Met the owner, he was awesome. The stuff just tastes so damn good, it’s like your mouth is filled with

I’ve done this (skipping EpI) twice, now. My wife had never seen any of the prequels, and it worked beautifully. She recognized the horror of EpII but the story is so much goddamn better.

This article is made 683% better because of Hamilton: The Musical

I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.

This is the best advice. When my grandmother died I was devastated, but all her old friends kept telling me these fond and funny tales of her life. It got me talking, sharing stories that I always thought were about me, but they were just as much about her. Likewise, after a close friend died quite young, his

As a NYC-bred Yankee fan living in California, one of my favorite hobbies is reminding Californians that both the Giants and Dodgers are New York reams. My grandfather is still a Dodgers fan because of Brooklyn and Koufax. I’m an American leaguer all the way, but I hope these guys make it to the finals. Screw the Mets

when she dropped her iPhone straight into a body of water.

wheezing reddened pile of bagpipes Rush Limbaugh