She looks like the secretary from the Drew Carey show if she was on crack.

Guys, Trump is an aberration and doesn’t represent the values of the Republican Party.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Also Mittens fuck you for the the “our wives and daughters” because we’re property first, right? Don’t grope my property’s pussy!

Am I the only one just completely over Jared Leto? I mean.... he’s become insufferable.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

Only if Marla is kidnapped by North Korea.

A lot of people are saying Donald J. Trump murdered JonBenet Ramsey.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

So if the person forced to work as a prostitute is a person of color, then does it become “colored slavery”? Please do not pretend you are incapable of understanding my point re: white slavery. Sure, it’s a real term, a real term invented by white people to convey the “seriousness” of this type of slavery happening to…

Please let whoever it is have donated to Trump not Hillary.

You don’t recognize rhetoric?

What is “white slavery” if not simply slavery?

You got it bad

ooooh this is weird. You always think the people on npr totally have their shit together. This makes me feel much better about my life. I may not have the career/home/education I dreamed about but I don’t have bed bugs so I suppose I can chalk that up as a win.

In all fairness to Gohmert, he would know.

Not buying it. She’s actually the mastermind of the whole thing. She’s the sixth robber! She’s wearing the uniform and the Buzzy Bee Gang traditional colors!!

She’s auctioning them off. I hope she spends all the proceeds on something hugely impractical, just because she wants it.

K. As far as I’m concerned women can do whatever they want with their bodies.