People that wear white socks with anything other than ahhletic clothing are an abomination.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Slow clap. Slow, sad, reluctant clap.

Ike Barinholtz is so right. I use all my old tote bags to hold newer tote bags. Tote bags, tote bags, tote bags.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Is this going to be a Josie and the Pussycats situation where the sick beat is a subliminal message to vote for the GOP

Somehow I don’t find “be a secretary or stewardess” to be all that motivational.

People don’t seem to understand that the premium you are paying for with SoulCycle is potentially seeing celebrities be rude to one another...

The fact that this is the most talked about thing that happened last night really reaffirms that it was a freaking terrible show.

I’m not sure if he was laughing or leering or both. But he does come off as maturity deficient.

To be fair, I have always hated Leonardo diCaprio, he seems like an entitled spoiled fuck face.

I like Rashida, but this track is the definition of bland, meh-quality R&B.

Wow! His wife was great!

Conspiracy theories about the Palin family’s spawn is the only interesting thing about them.

As soon as the cold enters our body, we just shut that shit down. Our bodies have a way of just making us warm even when it’s fucking freezing and our station manager is making us stand outside under-dressed.