Holy hell, I got annoyed when U2 gave me a free album on iTunes, I would FLIP OUT if Republican politicians used my phone number to invite me to some event.

He was grandfatherly and wise, except for his political views and most of the sentences he said.

I tried this no shampoo nonsense for two weeks. That photograph is accurate. My hair was so greasy it made by eyes burn. Never again.

It cannot be done! They are diametrically opposed! One removes grease and one adds grease! Why anyone thought they could possibly be combined is beyond me and also makes me feel the need to use a lot of exclamation points!!!

Joy Mangano is an accomplished inventor and businesswoman. She built a multi-million dollar consumer goods company from scratch.

In the third grade my fraction homework routinely had tear splashes all over it. My mom would sit with me every night and coach me back from the brink of childhood sanity.

All roundeyes are big in Japan thanks to our taller average height.

I hope they carried bouquets made of lace and feather dusters!

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

Last month, Asheville, N.C. coffee shop Waking Life Espresso was forced to close up shop indefinitely after its owners were outed as the misogynists behind pick-up-artist podcast Holistic Game. Now, former employee Sarah Winkler, along with Lindsey Pitman and Brock Kehoe, are raising money to rent a second location…

Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

I wanna know which pictures he passed on quickly and which ones he took a good, long look at. Fascinante. His “next” gesture was so scarily familiar.

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

I am too, but I’d happily help and join an all-female army to go in and castrate some of these losers. I think we need to speak a language they understand. And it is a language that is that brutish, ugly and short.

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

Can we put a bird on her?

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

Escape to someone else’s douchwaffle husband? What a deal.