OK, I’ll be that guy: Stephanie Hsu should’ve won.

• FEDRA has batteries, like the ones in Ellie’s Walkman. But would they still work? Energizer says Energizer® Ultimate Lithium™ lasts up to 20 years in storage.

Black don't crack. 

If there’s any doubt we’re in post-apocalyptic times, I give you: Commies in Wyoming.

the rational viewers of his news program

It’s Mireille Enos.

Interesting part of the interview is that “Thunderbolt” Ross is President in New World Order. From washed-up failure to SoS to POTUS. This man is my hero.

I could understand if it was drugs, but it always seems to be some underlying illness. Is it the lack of available health care?

Brie Larsen is new. Helen Mirren is Jason Statham’s mom and Charlize Theron is the villainous Cipher, who kidnapped Dom’s kid that he was previously unaware of in 8.

As a commenter on Gizmodo noted, three Oscar winners in this one. Say what you will, but everybody seems to want in on the shenanigans. 

Nobody pegged him for the GOAT, or that he would almost single-handedly change the sport endorsement business, but he wasn't a huge risk, either.

Worst case scenario for the Rs is he goes full scorched earth and runs as a third-party candidate. DeSantis loses and he'll absolutely play the good soldier and campaign for Trump. The Republicans may be fucked, unless one of the criminal investigations bail them out. 

Kathleen’s quest for vengeance kind of reminds me of when the Allies liberated Europe in WWII and the collaborators were rounded up for payback.

If the cereal does its job, yes.

Same reason people in Minnesota wear a parka with shorts.

Damn, now Jack Bauer has to kill cancer. R.I.P.

Frank, in the final stages of cancer

I honestly can’t tell if this is sincere or a bit.

That’s definitely going to be the new "Feelin’ Cute” meme.