The movie itself was meh, but the two post-credit scenes were some of the most ham-handed, nonsensical, cynical, marketing-driven scenes viewed on screen.

“No problem...so far.”

All you need to know about William Hurt is how much he did with a five-minute role in History of Violence:

As the great Andy Williams once sang, just don’t look.

Awww, this makes me wistful for a better time for this site.

She seemed to be doing most of the heavy lifting in that trailer.

Yeah, that superhero fatigue is going to set in...any day now.

Sony’s getting a little cocky. Hopefully this silly-looking movie will bring them back to reality. OTOH what else is coming out in April?

To be fair, a good number of the actors are boobs.

So, will The Batman be a failure if it does less than nine figures?

If I’m in the mood for diner food, I’ll go to an actual diner, where the food is much, much, much better.

Somebody should make a movie about this.

Blonde dude is Jake Bongiovi, Jon's kid.

It’s not that there are more assholes these days, it’s that a lot more people feel okay about being an asshole. It used to be shameful, not so much anymore. I wish I could pinpoint what caused all these assholes to come out of the closet....

wait, what?

Diedre Hall in spandex in Elektra Woman & Dyna Girl. Yeah, I’m old.

I refuse to believe Maeve can't get over a guy.

Yeah, this seems pretty on brand for Paramount+. It is the CBS of streaming.

Let us not forget his early outstanding work in this masterpiece: