He’s got to do this in his Korg accent.

Just remember the 3% rule:

The Cooper? Damn, that’s going back some. I remember seeing The Miracle Worker there for a school field trip.

Uh, I’m being informed by the in-house counsel for Kraft-Heinz that the actual beverage used at Jonestown is Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid. Kool-Aid has not killed anyone. Except maybe by diabetes.

Jesus Christ...

Much like I severely underestimated Jessica Lange after King Kong, I severely underestimated Laura Linney after Congo. Blondes and Apes don’t mix, I guess.

Damn, I always pegged her as a go-go aficionado.

Wasn’t a real-life movie starring Chadwick Boseman in development? I imagine that died with him, shame.

That’s EGOT winner Rita Moreno, and she was singing the song.

Remember when people didn’t know Shock G was Humpty Hump? Good times.

Etymology of the African-American slang word, “Woke”: To be aware of racial inequities and/or injustice.

So it would appear Sharon and Val are not working together. Just who is Val working for? (I have to say, Walker calling her Val made me like him even more than deciding to try and save the truck.)

What about the Roman Gods?

I’m a Quilted Northern guy. I’m willing to pay extra for T.P.

The big question is...what is Sony going to do with all this cash? (Besides the big exec bonuses, of course.)

My only disappointment is that Union leader Bob Kroll is stepping down so she won’t be dealing with him. If anyone needs the DOJ crawling up his ass, it’s that guy.

That’s why fair food is so tasty, it’s never more than 30 seconds old.

Is it me or does Ray Fisher strike you as someone who was done wrong but is also kind of an asshole? See: Rose McGowan.

Well, the precedent has been set: If you take almost ten minutes and it’s caught on video, you’re going to jail!

Fuddrucker’s buttered and toasted top bun was always a key component of what made (sniff) their burger so damn good.