“Every time he says that, that’s another foot in yo’ ass.”

The scene where Jenko figured out Schmidt slept with the Captain’s daughter is some of Channing Tatum’s best acting.

The future Secretary of State (talk about failing up) getting pissed in a bar?

I think the biggest shocker for me in this episode is how well they pulled off the Scarlet Witch costume. Not cheesy or exploitative, but still hot as hell. (Pun semi-intended)

I thought it was an appropriate punishment for Agatha, and I’m very glad we’re likely to see Kathryn Hahn again.

 I honestly think that specificity has diminishing impact because it suggests that the Bureau’s inclusion problems are caused only by one or two bad apples, not by widespread systemic sexism and racism that absolutely do plague our law enforcement and criminal justice institutions.

Considering how many kids he has, I wouldn’t rule it out.

Maybe Rose Byrne is the connection?

Ranch dressing is a good mashup partner, works with salsa, BBQ, sriracha...

With fish, as with onion rings, battered>>>breaded. So I approve of these rankings.

Grilled Sourdough with Creamy PB (usually Skippy, sometimes a store brand) Strawberry Jam and a sliced banana.

“Penthousen”?

I like these colors:

From Squidville: “I would rather tear out my brain stem, go to the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it than continue living where I live now.”

Elizabeth Olsen for all the awards. What a showcase for her talents this has been.

Remember when Chloë Grace Moretz was gonna be a thing? What happened there?

They seem to be studiously avoiding the serial killer bit in favor of the “It can be anyone” conspiracy angle. Interesting choice, I guess.

To be fair, we do not know what she is or isn’t doing for the dog walker.

And Guy Ritchie.

M.O.D.O.K. isn’t first string.