That would be ironic, since Joe McCarthy fought for years to keep Big Red out of government.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Can I just say for the record that there isn’t one thing I like about the ‘new’ google maps? I know, I’m going to take a lot of flack for this, but each improvement they’ve made since they dropped the classic design has been another step in the wrong direction as far as I’m concerned. I don’t like ‘earth’ and would…

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

I LOVE these Ask A Lawyer things because they’re the most lawyerly thing ever: Lots of words, doesn’t answer the question.

There is a HUGE difference between visual emotes that have zero effect on gameplay and guns that directly impact your ability to play the game.

I guess Igby decided it was someone else’s turn to go down.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

the one that happened to my team

Should have been If You’re Eating This It’s Too Late.