My first down vote! That's… random.

I'm only interested if Mick Fleetwood makes an appearance attending the Dead Girl Tea Party Spalding is throwing in the attic.

I have been looking forward to this movie for months now, but I'm still trying to train my brain into remembering that the title is INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS and not INSIDE DESMOND LLEWELYN, which would be the Coen Bros. take at the James Bond franchise, centered around Q. And that is a Bond movie I wish would exist now.

Once you get past the technical jargon, that is a damn tense read. I was feeling anxious reading how close they cut it.

As much as I love this and The Last Seduction, Dahl has a great knack for TV. I mean Terriers/Justified/Breaking Bad/Hannibal/The Americans… Feature films' loss was cable television's gain.

I'm totally with Kanye on this. When Kris Jenner went on the publicity circuit to whore promote her newest book "Kris Jenner…And All Things Whoredashian Kardashian," she asked that people respect their privacy about the Kim/Tall Homunculus divorce. So people were only supposed to watch their TV show, their other TV…

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green/The sun's as warm as a baked potato/I think I know precisely what I mean/When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

Norton's reading of "No you may not!" was the greatest part of his Wilson impression, I think. Like Sims said in the review, his cadence was dead-on.

I can hear Coach Taylor right now, "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't… damn it, Street. Are you wearing Crocs, son? Get off my field. Get off my damn field."

Ugh, I got a Residence Inn notification for this?

Yeah, I thought about taking a break after The Handle, but I liked that book a lot and decided to ride out the high because I wanted to get to Slayground. Looking forward to it.

I had heard that about the opening chapter and planned on picking that up too - thanks for the reminder! I like the Grofeld character. Those books might make a good occasional palette cleanser between Parker binges.

Yeah, the announcement just came about last weekend: http://comicsalliance.com/p…

I'm still working my way through the Parker books, finishing up THE BLACK ICE SCORE (book 11). Ordered the next 4… and then I see the news that Darwyn Cooke will be doing illustrated hardback copies of the prose novels (in addition to the graphic novel adaptations he already has done). So everything is awful.

Coming in a close second to That Awkward Moment was Hashtag Boner Pills.

I can totally imagine those Ditchcork a-holes saying that.

I'm the only guy who doesn't care for VITALOGY, aren't I? I've been a PJ fan since TEN came out (I transitioned in from Mother Love Bone), but VITALOGY really put me off. It may have a lot to do with all the extracurricular shenanigans at the time (the Ticketmaster protest and what have you), but I checked out for…

Seriously, check out them getaway sticks on Sandy B. *wolf whistle*

I love how the first half minute of that "Edge of a Broken Heart" video could really be any glam rock band from the 80s, even (especially?) with all the close-ups of high heels. Is it Cinderella? No. L.A. Guns? Hmm, I don't… wait, it's Britny Fox, isn't it? Maybe… nope, it's actual girls. I saw a bra.

Has anyone called dibs on the band name "Latex Danny Trejo Head" yet?