Yeah but, like my grandma always said, you never look a gift handjob in the mouth. Something like that.

So, what, Patton Oswalt just has to watch and wait his turn?

Don't forget to check out today's travel section, which has a lovely feature on Belize by  correspondent Mike Ehrmantraut!

Will season 3 have a bottle episode called "Spanish Fly"?

Nävärrobräu.

The Fleet Week episode of "Sex and the City." Terrifying watching those succubi going after our nation's soldiers like that.

If memory serves me correctly, Dale Crowe Jr. was in Leonard's MAXIMUM BOB. He and his gators played a big part. Which means JUSTIFIED is truly the hub of the LEONARD universe with all your Karen Siscos (oops, I mean Goodall) and Crowes and what have you.

So "The detectives on Battle Creek only investigate CEREAL killers" is the new "What if Walter White ends up in witness protection, is renamed Hal and that's the start of Malcom In the Middle?"

It's Jim Reeves. You got it in one.

Here's a video of Madonna [*Ignores, continues doing what I was doing*] performing [*makes dismissive "uggghhh" noise*] a cover of Elliott's Smith's [*stunned stupid, stops dead in tracks*] "Between the Bars" [*a single blink, followed immediately by streaming blood tears*] to protest a prison complex. [*Body turns…

When I chart out my preference for KoL albums, the trend tells me I may not be picking up "Mechanical Bull."

Man, Robert Forster was such perfect casting, I had to stop and think "Wait… has he already been on Breaking Bad?"

I was clutching one of my 9 month old daughter's toys for the last half of that episode, Holly's pout nearly killed me and I almost marched upstairs to wake up my girl and hug her when it was over. RIAN JOHNSON AND MOIRA WALLEY-BECKETT HAVE ABSOLUTELY WRECKED ME. Sweet fancy Schraderbrau, this was an A-Plus-Plus…

Between the scripts for Stallone (written by or for) and Arnold Schwarzenegger, just how many movie daughters have been kidnapped to serve as Hero Motivation™ over the years? And how many more have to be kidnapped before the authorities finally stop them and throw them in movie jail (which they will promptly bust out…

Huh. Guess I owe THEM a No-Prize. But I would swear that wasn't there yesterday when I originally posted this. They usually don't review 3 Sklar eps a week.

Getting ahead of yourselves there AV Club - the Road House quote is from the Jeff Garlin Sklarbro Country episode that you'll review next week.

I know it most likely has zero to do with the finished film, but I'm on board purely due to the use of Son House in the trailer.

"Hunnam" sounds like a noise you might make with a ball gag in your mouth, so maybe that's what gave him the edge here.

God, I hope he stretched out first. It's important to warm up people! How come Sir Stewart and his Lady Feet didn't mention that part?

I feel I have done Mr. Taylor a great disservice by not singing his praises all these years. What a resume he left! Even The Avengers… Seems almost like an afterthought when compared to some of the movies on this list, but such a highly stylized and distinct program. It - along with Star Wars and Strangelove - left…