If it just takes a sandwich to take down Ted Cruz, why didn’t someone do it sooner?

In my imagined best case scenario 5 Jezzies show up to take turns schooling this guy in every sense of the word.

Counterpoint: He’s is the very opposite of sophisticated.

“This is a Setup For Los Angeles-based Jezebel Writer Kara Brown to Meet and Lecture This Young Man Within an Inch of His Life

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

Dear Pink Repblican Gun Ladies.

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

That Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind.

Donald Trump may be elected President in November. There is literally nothing that surprises me anymore.

Equal and opposite reaction time folks:

Soooooo, is it Bennifer 3.0? Or this is just the updated version? 2.1? How long is this thing gonna take to download?

Megan Fox and Damon Wayans Jr. are probably hooking up.

who knew wood pulp was so delicious?

Oh my gawwwwwd! I love her! I'm on the fence about having kids but if I ever did have a kid I would want them to be as awesome as that little girl.

This is a kid who’s going places. Bravo, Marley

I love this girl soooo much. I sent her two books from Amazon the first time I heard about her. Shes a rockstar.

#blackgirlmagic

Unless they had chosen “Adam”