Interesting - I totally disagree with you. I think the 3rd season (best season of the show by-far) finally made him into a 3 Dimensional Character.

Can we disown this guy as a U.S. citizen? Seriously, what an embarrassment. 

Speakers on top of speakers? Gross.

I cannot believe that people are talking about the “Mean Bean Machine” reference...keep this shit a secret! I was on cloud 9 when I came across it as I had no knowledge of it and have purposefully not told others for fear I’d ruin it for them. Games with throwbacks like this do not happen often...especially with this…

Prepare to be bored...in between bouts of unintentional hilarity and endless meandering.

God damn - Best Article I’ve read on Kotaku in quite some time!

Removing Genitalia and now Fire Works?! HOW DARE THEY!

You know it’s funny...the first thing that I thought about in looking at any picture of the console is the “black” controller and how it reminds me of the atrocious FIRST iteration of the Xbox One’s controller

:x

Got my letter in the mail yesterday from Gamestop...my bank had sent me a new card nearly a month ago due to a possible security issue...go figure the one time I use my credit card and the one time that I make a purchase at Gamestop (they had the Nintendo Classics in stock and I couldn’t help myself)

Typically my toilet reading. Oh yeah, and nostalgia.

Your last sentence was quite clever - I guffawed if you will.

I was made fun of because I purchased this title when it came out, and I enjoyed the hell out of it. I know it’s blasphemy - but I think it was and still is better than GTA IV

Your review couldn’t be more perfect. I agree with everything you touched on...dread is a great word to describe the majority of this game...and aside from some gross looking textures and overly simple puzzles, the game really is a breath of fresh air. It’s the first title in a long time that I’ve walked away from to…