Omg me too! I thought I was gonna have to make my “I will punch every millenial I see if Trump wins” speech.

Same. I even copied:

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

“We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton. There’s special needs there, there’s mental impairment...”

It is fucking outrageous that she had to, AGAIN, defend her email actions, while Trump skated by, AGAIN, without giving any substantive answers. What the actual fuck? Should we not be listening to her talk about policy at a forum about policy? She’s the only candidate who has something real to say, based on facts and…

Every fucking thing out of Trump’s mouth requires 8 or 9 people to follow up and try to explain what he REALLY meant. It’s amazing for a man with the best words. I would love for someone to ask one of his post-explainers, ‘Why is it that everything he says has to come with footnotes?”

Well, I have always wondered why there aren’t more women committing workplace murders. C’mon! PMS, lower pay, shitter (usually) work duties?

Up today: “A lot of people don’t realize that the military has a court system.”

Double standard? What double standard?

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

he spent a third of his time with Clinton on questions about her private email server

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

Not many crybaby conservashit closet cumdumpster cocksuckers visit Jezebel... except for you.

heyoooo mccoolnames.

I agree with you a little bit (I think.) Because I didn’t hear any outrage over the scenes of Male-on-Male rape like the ones you mentioned or even “The Kite Runner” and the whole movie of “Mystic Skin.” The small group of films that do deal with male victims of sexual assault don’t seem to get any flack for it.

Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about with “banning.” I certainly didn’t mention it, free speech, or that things that make me uncomfortable shouldn’t exist. “They can do better” and “it’s lazy” does not in any way sound like “ban.”

I can’t seem to stop myself from interacting with trolls when they’re in the black already. Ah well.

Once again, you ignore my acknowledgement of male rape victims. You really ought to stop that, because this exchange is spinning its wheels thanks to your poor reading comprehension.
This whole thread is about our personal choice, as consumers, to forego watching this movie. What we’re complaining about is not the mere…

Men cry the same shit when they’re watching Deliverance (especially the conservashit-rightwing in-the-closet faggots). It’s just that male rape in movies is very rare.