Not enough white sauces! I need to know which blue cheese or ranch dressing is the best.

Not enough white sauces! I need to know which blue cheese or ranch dressing is the best.

Don't try and rationalize you purposely making the roads more dangerous

You are also a bad and dangerous driver and shouldnt be driving.

you are a bad and dangerous driver and shouldnt be on the road.

His name says it all if you just stop at the first syllable.

I mean, if you want to risk people’s safety on the road doing 70+ mph, why limit yourself to vehicles with SuperCruise? Why not do it to little old ladies with zero active safety features, or freshly licensed 16 year old’s with high nerves and sometimes dramatic reactions?

So, you intentionally spend time out on our public roads trying to make things more dangerous for everybody else? 

Why would you want to do this?  Why does it please you to make someone else’s day more difficult?

Mine is “Inertia.” It sounds like it could be some sort of sci-fi thing, but it’s not.

Other characters, not privy to Cecilia’s specific experiences (or the title of the movie)

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I really should buy more functional automobiles.

I’ve lived in VA half my life and have never had a single problem. I’ve never even heard of this reputation except for on this site.

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

This is what I was hoping for when the thing was announced. Bring back the Scrambler!

The gladiator is never going to be a BRO TRUCK, so its just too damned expensive.

Sorry, I’ll finish the column later. I’m still busy trying to figure out how snakes and fish “take a knee...”

Can we not with the hyperbole?

“Everyone in America should take a very big breath, slow down and stop panicking and being hysterical,” he said to CNBC. “We are having a little too much histrionics on this.”