“upon review, Sonmez’s Kobe Bryant tweets were not in violation of their social media policy after all.”

This whole thing bugs me a bit. I get that Kobe is dead and that sucks and he is a big basket ball player and blah blah. I don’t think we can avoid feeling the lingering suspicion that comes with accusations such as this being settled out of court.

Ugh, why can’t victims of sexual assault just talk about sexual assault at a time that’s more convenient for me as a person who’s never experienced it, such as never? Why must I be forced to consider the humanity of others? When will this nightmare end for me?

It’s probably childish and naive of me, but I’ve never been a fan of athletes who act like it’s not enough to beat an opponent, you have to humiliate them too. Koke struck me as that kind of player. The fact that Shaq didn’t like him doesn’t help, since he just seems like a big happy guy. I know it’s not the lede in…

I cannot help but think that our collective ignoring “colorado” helps make more “colorados” happen.

Well, they aren’t really nuts anyway.

right before testifying in the epstein case...wake the fuck up people

#TheNoidLives

This is the one where they’re the “Bearenstine” Bears because they’re trying to escape the war crime fallout of their forebears.

Can’t wait to see his XTREME!!!!-version replacement, DR. DEEZ.

on the same day that we lose terry?  this is truly the darkest timeline.

What the fuck did I just read?!?!

Is this sponsored content? Don’t they have to tell us when it’s sponsored?

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

Capitalism is getting real fucking weird

God, what I’d give to have sit in on this marketing agency meeting. I want so bad to meet the guy who first said “...what if we killed him?”.

Jesus christ the tweet was bad enough, but did Planters cut you a check to write this?

What the fuck is happening

“It’s dumb that they just brought back Palps after not mentioning him in either of the previous movies. Like we’re supposed to believe that he was like just off-screen the entire time.”

This story has no good guy.