Jesus Christ...get over yourself and your accents and your don’t do this and don’t do that. If this is the biggest thing that we have to worry about at the Golden Globes then we are doing ok. Some dude chooses to have fun with an accent or language and we are up in arms? Remember that the next time you drop into a…

People are talking about it and there are articles being written about it. That’s why he did it.

And the same goes for you. 6 days into 2020 and you already have something to cry/whine/feel offended about.

Tom Hanks wanting to be come the best man he could; placed all his worst qualities into Chet via an amalgamation of science and supernatural ritual. Chet is now the harbinger of Hank; a malign spiritual energy hellbent on escaping its flesh prison and dominating the world.

Lack of direct acknowledgement does not equate to hatred or discrimination though... If someone sends out a general greeting that applies to 99.5% of the audience, it doesn’t mean they hate you just because they didn’t stop to say “oh and also you how could I forget about you”

As the philosopher said, “We are who other people think we are. Not the other way around.” Just because you identify as a 3-toed she-wolf, doesn’t mean you are. And it doesn’t mean I’m required to go along with your self-indulgent insanity.

What a case of the tail is wagging the dog. A minuscule niche of oddballs getting way to much attention.

This may not get published because my LGBTQ community rarely tolerates dissenting opinions.

I mean, it might be that they are required by TSA policy to go through the whole speech as a liability thing, protection from lawsuits sorta thing. Just in general, if the drones are doing a thing that seems pointless and annoying for everyone involved, it’s because their bosses have threatened to fire them if they…

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

Taint that the truth.

Just do it in front of your living room window or patio door. Bonus points if its at ground level. 

Man, the fact that I was too tired to think of that while writing this makes me ashamed, but I’m glad somebody brought it up.

BTW, I don’t believe the story.  Sounds like a game of telephone where by the end we get to Julie Roberts’ name being thrown around to play Tubman.  I don’t believe it.

Yeah, that math didn’t work for me either. For that matter, why isn’t this “restaurant” seized and sold? It was used in the commission of a crime.

In her prime she was hotter than bacon grease.

I’m about 1008 years old, trust me, you have to switch it up every decade or two. otherwise you’ll be pissing on your right hip before you hit 200.

I had forgotten how incredible hot Valeria Golino was (or is).

Karma is a bitch.

Assault? I didn’t see anything. Did something happen to Miss Anne?