We went to SUR and Pump in the afternoon one time. It was kinda cool to just put what you see on TV in perspective. Like SUR much smaller and tackier than I was expecting. I don’t think I would try and go at night for reasons that you laid out.

It’s probably gonna be terrible but man i wanna go

Im at a friends right now and watching it for the first time and this show is great

This is why i deadspin

Meh. Call me crazy but haven’t we learned enough to take the players side here?

Well yeah the reason people go to Vegas is the glitz. The fact that there is a cool town somewhere nearby the strip is pretty irrelevant.

Do you understand why people go to Vegas?

I really hope the cycle repeats itself in Washington. We love our kooky defensive line coach! We should make him our head coach!

I don’t think anyone believes he is perfect. He is the most interesting player of my lifetime tho.

Wow you are so superior in every way.

Whats not interesting in sports anymore???

And yet tomorrow we will get headlines about how the NFL is too boring.

Thanks dad

Ahhh chill one of those bespoke poems

Colossal penis shows tiny penis 

Is defensive back the position that the public has the hardest time recognizing a drop off?

Burneko coming out with guns blazing on the worlds coldest take.

I don’t think they won’t suck but I think they are gonna be a fun team to watch