I find the revisionist history on the NBA regular season pretty spectacular. It was widely regarded as a fun spectacle with Westbrook putting up the triple double and Harden having an incredible season stat line. Ever since the Warriors won it has been doom and gloom.

Aw fuck I gotta nab one before it’s too late

I can’t tell if Marchman is being serious with his billiards/darts is mentally as tough as golf take. Has he watched any of these sports?

Can we death penalty these fuckers and be done with this

Sounds reasonable

This is the first time I’ve talked to my Trump supporting father about Trump. This may push him over the edge.

The prosecution believes that if the market will bear paying a Mixed Martial Artist a hundred million dollars to box than there shall be no market at all.

In the inevitable future lawsuit World v. Capitalism I am sure that this event will be the source of the prosecutions case.

I need a more precise explanation of “questionable media dudes”.

A theme park without rides.

He also said Steph was bad in in the finals two years ago. What the fuck.

Pro tip: leave your drugs at home when using counterfeit money

Yeah but can he do anything other than make jumpers

A friend posted a pic like this that said fifteen weeks. Some people asked if she was pregnant. “Nah fifteen weeks of not giving a shit”

I know we are supposed to hate Bill Simmons here but his podcast with Ballmer is incredible. That guy is insane but also pretty awesome. His mannerisms are basically an extension of this GIF.

I hated electro magnetics but I actually really loved using the chart. Something about using a protractor and ruler was really satisfying

Look how smart I am with my Kawai MVP hot take.

I can’t wait for the NBA in 20 years when everyone is 7 feet and positions are really just determined by weight. I.e. Giannas Durant and Shaq

I think we can definitively say #BlueLivesMatter in the NBA playoffs.