Damn, this is just fraking sad news, all around.

Only when he hosts it.

"Where was I during the Late Night War of 2017?"

"You can't make me! Don't make get Pence, after you!"

Trump will have his Scanners moment!

Old Brit Rocker, injured by cloud blames it all on Johnny Marr! Film at eleven.

Maybe he'll do things the wrong way! As usual.

With Morrissey cancelling yet again?

Old Brit Rocker, Yells At Cloud!

Or was it because, they didn't let him get what he wanted?

Heaven Knows What Date Morrissey Will Cancel Now. Because, it won't be the first time.

Kylie Jenner, just messed with the wrong Kylie!

But for Kylie M. it was Tuesday.

What a country!

"Yes, enjoy your M&M's! Never expecting that one at the bottom of the bowl, is the poison M&M!"

Or it could be his twin, Wayne Kest!

Nerds!

Nukem! Get them before they get you! It's one of my favorite fake ads from RoboCop.

It's a spare!

What about The People's Front of Judea?