They are out kissing the band, KISS!

Bigly.

Would "alternative facts", qualify as part of TrumpSpeak?

Of course.

"He had learned to love, Small Hands."

Yes, but who will be put in charge of the Anti-Sex League?

Wouldn't what's in Room 101 for Sean Spicer, be a Daft Funk concert?

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine small fingers tweeting 140 characters on a keyboard, forever."

The rat cage was made in Taiwan! Everyone knows the best rat cages, come from the US! Sad.

Oh yes, the Great Ice Treat War of 2017.

What? No cameo by Jesse "The Body" Ventura?

Piers Morgan? As Speaker of the House? Hasn't America suffered enough, already?

He appeals mostly to douchebags, if anything else.

He just pissed off a Jedi. Not a great idea.

I missed seeing Triumph on Conan, and I'm glad that he's still got it.

Even better. How about Mars?

I could pretty much live without Chris Brown.

I have an idea! Try Siberia! I hear it's great this time of the year.

Chris Brown, pretty much puts the ass in class.

I hope that there is a Demolition Man styled frozen treat war and the only survivor is Dippin' Dots.