That certainly explains a lot.

He's probably bitter, because he never won a Golden Globe or was nominated for his award winning performance, in Home Alone 2!

In Trumpmerica, you don't dial the internet, the internet dials you! What a country!

Scott Baio! He was awesome in Zapped! And didn't even get nominated for a Golden Globe.

Trump is like the Skankhunter45, of Presidents. A grown man, who would rather Tweet at 6 AM, than anything else at the slightest slight,

I see Trump as more of a Snidely Whiplash, than anything else.

Or even better, call us when you win a Emmy, Golden Globe, or Oscar! We're waiting.

How about Norwegian Blue Parrots?

In the Soviet Union, TV shows don't have hosts, the TV hosts you! What a country!

I was kinda hoping for Jimmy Kimmel, to be hosting instead.

Yeah, Meego is easily one of the worse TV shows of all time. As is Cavemen and Baby Bob.

"That's some fine Hamburger and Cherry Soda."

Billy is revealed to be possessed by the Not Me ghost!

When Trump throws his goodbye bash, Vince Neill, Gary Busey, Ted Nugent, Gene Simmons, Hank Williams, Jr., Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, Kid Rock, and Jon Voight will be there!

Trump should have never gone after Arnold. It never ends well.

Our only hope? A asteroid smashs into our planet, by January 20th.

I was thinking of pretty much male newreporters applying for the gig in general. They will likely get a white, angry, sniveling male for the job, which they did.

There is also the really horribly bad Snoop Dogg film, Bones.

The chief suspect Red Herring, will be serving red herring.

Wanted: One news reporter, preferably white, angry, sniveling, and male and willing to kiss Roger Ailes' butt on a regular basis.