To be fair, Andy Dick puts the Dick, in Andy Dick.

Should we start worrying about Alan Alda now?

I hope that you get well soon, too.

Happy New Year, 2017!

This is it, as a band from the 80's put it best….. The Final Countdown!

I now have 666 comments on my page! Should I be worried?

Proceeds to eject 2016, from the air lock. Into the coldness of space, where it motherfucking belongs!

The best thing about this year? It's almost over.

We should be so lucky.

I suggest that we nuke 2016 from it's orbit. It's the only way we can be sure.

I'm getting a supersoaker filled holy water and garlic ready, just in case 2016 decides to come back, like the vampire it is.

Plus the film also introduced me to one of my favorite songs of all time, Anything, Anything, by Dramarama.

Get well soon!

The montage from A Nightmare On Elm Street 4, where Alice gets ready to on Freddy is one of my favorites.

"Hey Claudius! You killed my father!"

Dramatic soliloquy, from Shakespeare!

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

Oh, fuck.

In the Soviet Union, you don't party, the party parties you!

It will be yuge!