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Suddenly, the world of Cormac McCarthy's The Road is looking a lot better.

So does, this mean that Man With a Plan will be cancelled?

I was hired on as a vampire hunter! They were going to have a FBI agent, but decided not to at last minute.

It's the new murder capital of the world!

Had it been made earlier, Reggie would have been a shell shock Vietnam War vet.

Too soon?

There was an actual sitcom, about Hitler. Seriously. I wish could have made that one up.

Or cranky that Space Starbucks, dropped the spsceball when they released this year's Space Christmas/Holidays cup.

I was hoping, it was an interview with Jerry Lee Lewis.

So, it's Zootopia meets American Idol? But it's annoying, instead of enjoyably fun?

It's kind of debatable.

Some one get Travolta on the phone! It's not doing anything, at the moment. Is he?

How about Ray Stevenson as well? Three Punishers and a Groot?

And to think, Smith passed on the Independence Day sequel. Just so he could make this film.

It might be a prank instead, however the punch line is that instead it's on us and Will Smith.

"Hey, I'm sorry. But Love, Death, and Time are busy and are not available. But will you settle for Hopelessness, Failure, and Bitter Disappointment instead?"

"Meth is hell of a drug! Yeah!"

So, it's like Love Actually meets American Beauty meets Bowfinger meets I Heart Huckabees.

I also hope, that they bring the show back too.