"You can't make me! I can quit whenever I want to!"

Does this mean, he might directed an adaptation of Frank Miller's Holy Terror?

Followed by a hour of unfunny, uneven monologue!

It will have all of the subtly, of getting roundhouse kick, to the face. Or getting your neck snapped by Superman.

All that's missing, is Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson!

I'll bring the popcorn!

I was thinking more George Orwell, than anything else.

There were actual chills down my spine, when I read that one.

I can see them, doing that oddly enough.

I can actually see that conversation, actually happening.

Man Thing vs Swamp Thing: Requiem

To the extreme!

Three Man Things and a Baby!

"And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!"

It's a really bad film, too.

There are a lot of 555 phone numbers, out there!

They were friends, in college. And hung out together a lot.

"Raiders of the Lost Ark, is clearly an anti snake film. Let's ban it!"

Wow. This whole let's troll the internet/fake news thing, is getting out of hand.

I'm still convinced that there is a hellgate, somewhere under Florida.