Only in this case, it's on a glass table. And it costs $100 per hit.

Isn't Trump more like Scar from The Lion King?

It's all part my new book, "The Heart of Tweetness". With apologies, to Joseph Conrad. It's all about a famous teen pop star, from Canada who goes on a voyage, on the internet.

And low, as I looked upon the gates of Hell, inscribed upon thee were these words…. "Abandon Myspace Ye Who Enter Here."

Please, don't make me pick! All the above?

We are the hollow men, we are the stuffed men. Leaning together, chatting on Skype. The horror. The horror. The horror.

Tindr don't surf!

My dearest:

How about The Pebble and the Penguin? Or Freddie as F.R.O.7.? They didn't have DQ toys, but they are still odd kids films.

On Netflix Canada: - "Less Than Zero". Celebrate your hazy shade of winter, with a hazy shade of winter! Because nothing says, Happy Holidays like yuppies, wild coke parties, disaffected teenagers, James Spader, and Robert Downey, Jr.

No don't go! Please, stay!

But is it on the Kob?

Today's syndicated episode of King of Queens: "Animal Attraction" - Doug's Valentine's Day dinner with Carrie could be cut short, when he is asked to transport penguins to the Albany Zoo.

Does that mean no Creed, either?

A future with no Limp Bizkit? Sounds great! Sign me up!

Awesome, they're showcasing the musical that The Phantom of the Opera on today's episode of The Goldbergs.

It's a great episode.

Member, Jimbo and Ned? "Their coming for us!"

Tonight on today's syndicate episode of King of Queens: "Print's Charming" - Doug and Carrie discover that they have someone else's photos, and that their life is far more exciting than Doug and Carrie's.

Alas, poor Shomi we knew thee well. Let us pour one out, for the streaming that never got a break. Crave TV had more show options, and HBO while Netflix Canada had more film options. They just couldn't get a break.