Alright Konami, you've had your fun, jokes over, let's all return this back to the real Castlevania now.

Someone needs to gather all the comments from Kotaku like this of people looking for something to be offended over in every humorous story.

I was really hoping this would be a side story and not a direct adaptation of the movie. After seeing the movie I wanted to just run around in that universe as if I'm part of it.

Damn. I'm going to spend so much money trying to get Asuka.

How about an official Metroid game?

Yeah you can tell the kid knows he is going to be made fun of. He's hamming it up.

You have to enjoy the irony that Levine is no better than the villains he creates in his games.

A Figma Zero Suit Samus and Figma Link Between Worlds Link was announced at WonFest this year as well.

Enter all the 20 somethings without children posting about how this is offensive and wrong for some reason.

He thinks Rayman Revolution is intended for 3 year olds?

It's Schreier, would you expect anything else.

No Reggie. I have a feeling he's about to take a fall for the company.

Although I wouldn't turn down a trip to Skywalker Ranch, has anyone else ever wondered what you do if you win these "Meet someone famous" contests?

I didn't know Laurence Fishburne was in this...

AHHHHHHHHHH FREAK OUT!

As a Dad with a two year old, I would gladly read all these to my son. I am quickly reaching my limit of "Go, Dogs, Go!"

I imagine Ubisoft wants to do something unique with the controller, given that's how Ubisoft usually works, therefore it makes sense it would take a little more time to develop. I'll wait for the Wii U version.

The R2-D2 one is fantastic. You guys are wrong on that one.

I wonder how Trebek feels about this. In the clip he seems irritated and is making excuses so the casual viewer will think the guy is doing something other than what he is really doing.