You were the type of kid who played World Class Track meet with your hands on the Power Pad weren't you?

I will definitely enjoy watching Poison jump around on my handheld.

"However, if you report that we will release Mario on smart devices, it would be a completely misleading statement."

That's a damn shame. I doubt I'll have the patience to stick it out either. Ah well, worth a try anyway.

Three times??? Yeah it might not be for you then.

That was the original version, right, and not For the Sequel?

I was in the same boat and then I gave the demo another shot and now I am counting the days for release. It just takes some warming up to get into it.

He's like a blonde Jesus.

I love the original. I'm glad she is finally getting some long needed love.

I love when some random uptight asshole gets nervous because something makes his underwear shrink and then cries about it.

Magnus Carlson, what an awesome super villain name, and he plays chess no less.

So many articles on this site have to have the headline of how embarrassed you are to play something. Then you go on about how much you like it.

The irony of your statement is delicious.

It's because "They need more Third Party support" is the favorite catchphrase of every armchair analyst for the last 15+ years when talking about Nintendo.

Why do you people even have jobs? I hate this site.

They will be fine, as always. 3DS sold 11.4 million units in US alone last year. People always ignore that fact.

Also true.

Ah the indie gaming scene. Making games they made 30 years ago and calling it fresh.

I love that this site of all places runs articles like this. One of the few game sites that actually goes out of their way to insult the game makers and not the games.

If her alt costumes are just men's clothing again, no thanks.