+1 for “champ” which I read quickly as “chomp” which is also great

LET HE WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE MID-90S 83-79 GAMES WERE THE PEAK OF NBA BASKETBALL CAST THE FIRST STONE.

You’re right. The Warriors were a historical powerhouse before he got there. What NBA fan hasn’t stayed up at night, reminiscing over Bob Sura, Andris Biedrins, and Ronny Turiaf?

And that’s why you always read the comments.

I’d like to thank you all for your support. This has now surpassed my previous high-star comment by a couple hundred. I feel like a celebrity.

This is the most stars I’ve seen on any Gizmodo/Gawker/whatever comment in a long, long time. And each one is well deserved.

For much of my life after a good joke, I’ve wondered if I HAD to suppress a laugh for decorum or to save a life, could I do it? Surely yes, right? I read this comment (stupidly) during a lull in a very important meeting with senior executives. I bit my lip, dabbed tears from my eyes and made every attempt to control…

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Wait, your name is...what’s that...‘Obiwonginobili’? and you’re on KD for creating burner accounts? Durant should be able to play where he wants, Zaza wasn’t trying to hurt anyone and Draymond...well, he’s Draymond. The Warriors starters are home grown. They added Iggy in free agency and no one cared. Who cares if…

Why, you could almost say that not all isolations are equal.

Same here. The Warriors are not only better than the Rockets, they’re better than everybody. (I say this as someone who has rooted for the Cavs since the days of Foots Walker and Bingo Smith, right up through the glorious Ben Poquette Era, the false hope of the Price-Daugherty-Nance years, the first Lebron Dynasty,…

As a Warriors fan, the Celtics are the team that scares me the most because of Stevens. He is an outstanding couch that makes the team better. I mean he had Butler a half inch from winning the national championship...

yea just unfortunate timing. i had a not all too ridiculous argument tonight that these warriors could take 2 in a 7 game series against the dream team

Skyfucker, Buddha and the god of death are invincible.

He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

Say when Angela, we’ll have a plate ready for you.

/cry