Translation: “I meant it as a dig, but since you’re mad I was joking!”

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

“Hentai means friendship!”

Good for them. Those old pinup illustrations were cringey and embarassing.

“First, the ball made it’s way to this British baseball and it really made her day.”

Typical of Newton to have issues with his coach.

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

On top of everything else, he reclaimed the last name “Rocker” for decent humans everywhere.

Hello, attorney here chiming in again. You are correct Nathan, if you do not throw in everything in you can - if you do not you are later procluded from bringing it up under a legal theory of “Res Gestae.” The ysstem was created that way in order to prevent someone from suing another party for a particaular matter and…

I don’t disagree, but he filed a complaint, and from what I gather, that’s how complaints are designed to function: you throw everything in and see what sticks. I’m guessing tfue’s attorney was more responsible for that decision than he was

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

videogame comics are bad, folks

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

I thought the fries seemed dry.

She plays for the Toronto WNBA team, and he regularly schools her in 1-on-1.

Maybe if they smiled more.

Mayock: “You can’t have all Boy Scouts.”

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me