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Congrats, you just invented a device with infinite scary abuse vectors

Hasn’t League of Legends been charging $10-20+ for its higher-end hero skins for over a decade?

The chief problem is that Martinet himself has said he isn’t retiring, wasn’t intending to retire, and also has no idea what the new job title entails, and has said as much.

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I didn’t know his name, but I immediately recognized his face because of a (virtual) appearance in the music video “Hey Hey 16k”.

How’s that boot taste

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Please enjoy the Jason Scott documentary, GET LAMP:

Yes, but what is their stance on johns

Valve, on the other hand...

Man, does this song take me back to 2003.

Who hurt you?

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I think John Isner and Nicholas Mahut might take issue with that description

The thing to click isn’t showing up for me. Probably because my underwear isn’t white.

So it’s Axe Cop, but with Wiseau instead of an 8-year-old. I dig.

Doesn’t look like he was travelling to me

Said the person still using “retarded” in their vocabulary

Third pick, not fourth.

Bow before Danny Baranowsky