Congrats, you just invented a device with infinite scary abuse vectors

 What in the fuck is this craven handjob of an article

Hasn’t League of Legends been charging $10-20+ for its higher-end hero skins for over a decade?

The chief problem is that Martinet himself has said he isn’t retiring, wasn’t intending to retire, and also has no idea what the new job title entails, and has said as much.

I didn’t know his name, but I immediately recognized his face because of a (virtual) appearance in the music video “Hey Hey 16k”.

How’s that boot taste

Please enjoy the Jason Scott documentary, GET LAMP:

I mean, he *did* defend Woody Allen and said he’d consider working with him again...

Ond the only guy who comes out ahead after the whole fiasco is the dude they fired. It’s so beautiful.

Yes, but what is their stance on johns

https://streamable.com/u5ybf

Valve, on the other hand...

No mention of a boycott? Shitty political opinions? Nothing at all? Not even a morsel?

Man, does this song take me back to 2003.

Who hurt you?

Comment of the decade

I think John Isner and Nicholas Mahut might take issue with that description

The thing to click isn’t showing up for me. Probably because my underwear isn’t white.

So it’s Axe Cop, but with Wiseau instead of an 8-year-old. I dig.