It was definitely the second, and likely the first as well.

You gotta hand it to Trump and the Republicans, they really stacked the courts in their favor.  Not long before we’re living in a dystopian Bible based hell.  
Also, fuck all those assholes 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Can we sell Texas to Mexico now?

The bidet agenda is strong.

I’m surprised he hangs around with anyone old enough to drink.

Automatic Mustang owners watching out the window of a Planet Fitness while they remotely rev their cars at 15 year old girls.  

Ladies and gentlemen, The Alpha

I’m sure if he sees your comment it’ll be like a Ray of hope for him.

Emotional Support Chevy C10 for eye bleach purposes. 

Both Jones and Pearson delivered powerful, moving speeches about democracy amid the blatant injustice.

You mean, Bender Bending Rodriguez?

If one is doing good for others and being kind from the heart, that’s going a long, long way toward following Jesus’ teachings. 

I’ve seen people put Confederate flags in their windows. If that’s free speech, robots are free speech.

Slow clap on that headline.

If you’re going to lose your shit, lose all of your shit.

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

More like a 3x5.

Fuck all that shit, perp walk 100%.  Shame this man.  

Mechagodzilla!